I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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