there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
