Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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