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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!

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(678): View more from Georgia

This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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(310): View more from California

she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex

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wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh

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(503): View more from Oregon

I swear to god he's a one man village people.

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(530): View more from California

We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.

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(360): View more from Washington

Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY

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(315): View more from New York

She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.

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(305): View more from Florida

He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel

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(845): View more from New York

There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.

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