He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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