there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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