whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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