Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
id be glad to
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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