just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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