do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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