kristin has been a bad kristin
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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