Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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