my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the night ended with taco bell and tears
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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