Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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