Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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