this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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