Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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