He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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