Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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