why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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