Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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