I hate all girls vehemently.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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