the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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