i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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