Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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