Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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