You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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