kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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