i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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