His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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