ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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