And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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