It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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