Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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