Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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