If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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