Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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