We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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