Just fell off a train. Bad.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
