I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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