I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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