My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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