im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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