Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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