I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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