would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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