come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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