new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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