we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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