yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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